Excitement building over anticipated weekend trip to Ikea
Loser gets teary while watching 'Biggest Loser' weigh-in
Grad student too lazy to wear make-up for the sixth month in a row
GPS watch constant reminder of how painfully slow woman runs
Lunch-time runner feels sorry for co-workers who have to see her afterwards
Rider slightly dismayed at sight of bus driver drinking pills from prescription bottle
Liberal thinks John McCain really Dick Cheney with new haircut and liposuction
2” of snow just enough to be pain in the ass
Grad student annoyed at herself for taking hard class
Stressed grad student wishes alcohol at work weren’t so taboo
Irony of fall on ice in front of ‘Packer bar’ not lost on fan
Semi-lactose intolerant woman really regretting that ice cream
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