Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Number 4, No More :( *

*first and last use of emoticon—I swear


Packer fan to honor Favre by retiring cheesehead
Feeling in most of fan’s toes has returned since attending December Packer game

Number of crying male rednecks peaks today

Minnesota resident can hear entire state of Wisconsin sobbing from here

Favre sets record for largest number of devastated overweight fans

Northerners love Favre, but not many other Southerners

Most fans hoped Favre would retire only after receiving AARP card

Packer fan wants to hit Giants fan boyfriend more than usual today


(Mundane news to return tomorrow...this is soooo much more important, obviously)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Farve invests retirement time researching black arts, plans superbowl run from beyond the grave.