Thursday, March 6, 2008

Woman really wishes today would just be over already

Up-tempo classical music invokes mild panic attack

Customer fairly certain cable company employee lying during price negotiations

Caller develops mildly bad attitude while discussing cable bill rip-off with cable company employee

Grad student tutored by Wikipedia for exam

Woman pretends to be annoyed by forwards, but really thinks those kittens are cute

Studier consumes massive amount of calories out of sheer boredom

Exam-taker wishes she hadn't just pretended to read those articles

Least intelligent student in class studied hard but still ended up 'winging it'

'Soft science' major unable to hang with engi-nerds on exam, definitely brings down curve

Ridiculous amount of seeds really ruins grapefruit eating experience for citrus consumer

Disheartened woman left wondering if pants shrunk or butt grew

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Yeah, you've got better than even odds that Comcast was trying to screw you. It's what they do.