Two Musketeers

Today's Discussion Question:  Can it really be called an auto sampler if it takes one sample and then jams?

Pandora Radio thinks woman really likes John Mayer for some reason

Number of beers drank on Friday night equal to number of naps taken Saturday

Here's a tip:  Don't wait until you've accumulated 600 vials before you start decapping them

Power cord forgotten at home; internet surfing to be kept to a minimum today

Ice Breakers Sours ripping off the top of my mouth--but I don't even care!

Bruegger's worker's attempt at friendliness makes sandwich creation take even longer

How you knew I needed that 3 Musketeers bar right NOW, I will never know!

Robotic Arm Saves the Day!

Temps hit 40, multiple white Minnesotans spotted wearing nut-hugging short-shorts

DVD player decides to go permanently mute

All scales decide to stop working during lab class.  Ghost suspected.

TA not as big of a boob at second meeting of lab

Grad student not sure how to react to sensical data

Runner pretty sure that wouldn't be ice right now had you just shoveled your sidewalk

Robotic-armed autosampler a lab nerd's best friend (also really fun to watch!)

The Lab Sure is Beautiful at Night (You're Really Missing Out)

Nerd Theorem:  You know you're no fun anymore when you stay at the lab later than you stay up when you go out.

Headlines to return as soon as my brain recovers....