True Story

So I was walking near a garbage can on my way home yesterday, and I heard a rustling noise coming from inside of the can. As I walked by, a squirrel came FLYING out through the revolving lid and six inches from my stomach nearly giving me a heart attack!

Warning to the Warblers

Dear Birds Singing Outside of My Window at 4am,

I know it's finally spring and all, but please stop.

Love,

Andrea

P.S. I bet you taste like chicken--and you know how much I like chicken.