True Story

So I was walking near a garbage can on my way home yesterday, and I heard a rustling noise coming from inside of the can. As I walked by, a squirrel came FLYING out through the revolving lid and six inches from my stomach nearly giving me a heart attack!

Warning to the Warblers

Dear Birds Singing Outside of My Window at 4am,

I know it's finally spring and all, but please stop.

Love,

Andrea

P.S. I bet you taste like chicken--and you know how much I like chicken.

Tweet!

Twitter:  Because they had to invent something even dumber than blogging!

"Something Called 'Volcano Monitoring'"

We obviously shouldn't be wasting money on scientific endeavors like volcano monitoring....

It's Puddle Season!!

16-miler surprises couple by being a full 16-miles worth of running

At least "spring" portion of "spring break" coming true

Grad student trying to make results not look like complete disaster

Woman can smell herself and really not enjoying it

Remaining Fiber-one cereal relegated to trash after multiple bad experiences

Woman hasn't been this fat since the "obese winter of 2007"

Moveon.org still stalking me