Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Gullible Woman Sets Reminder on Outlook Calendar for April Fools Day to Avoid Getting Tricked

Woman actually used to be good at some things, now just really sucks at everything

Runner covered in snow resembles a (pretty good-looking) snow-woman after blizzard run

Minnesotan wouldn't mind snow storm if it were only December

Healthy Choice not fooling anyone by calling that stuff chicken

Woman with fear of haircuts makes appointment to get uneven haircut fixed, b*tchy tone of receptionist really not appreciated

Journal articles about saliva making reader’s mouth water

Grad student thrilled to be able to count remaining engineering lectures on two hands

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's Spring!--April fools.

thixotropic bob said...

Mundane fan wonders if blogger naturally good at writing satire or picked it up by years of reading "The Onion".

thixotropic bob said...

Mundane fan wonders if blogger's skill in writing satire natural or learned from years of reading "The Onion".

andrea said...

I like to think it's a little bit of both, Bob (growing up in the birth place of The Onion and all). Grad school really allows all of the sarcasm/cynicism in a person to ferment until one day it spews forth like a volcano...in my case in the form of a blog. Happy reading!