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Twitter:  Because they had to invent something even dumber than blogging!

"Something Called 'Volcano Monitoring'"

We obviously shouldn't be wasting money on scientific endeavors like volcano monitoring....

It's Puddle Season!!

16-miler surprises couple by being a full 16-miles worth of running

At least "spring" portion of "spring break" coming true

Grad student trying to make results not look like complete disaster

Woman can smell herself and really not enjoying it

Remaining Fiber-one cereal relegated to trash after multiple bad experiences

Woman hasn't been this fat since the "obese winter of 2007"

Moveon.org still stalking me

Unsolved Mystery

Missing Excel 2008 file ("REVISED DATA ANALYSIS.xlsx") last seen while being transferred from computer lab computer to flash drive.  Did not show up for work Friday morning.  Friend file that nobody cared about was transferred simultaneously and arrived safely.  "Recycle Bin" on computer was checked, but no leads were found.

Physical description: 

Multitude of color sub-headings

Flawless formulas

Automatic data graphing

Here is an age-enhanced recreation of what REVISED DATA ANALYSIS would look like today:

If you have seen the missing file and/or know why I'm so dumb that I didn't also email it to myself, please call our hotline: 1-800-I-AM-AN-IDIOT ext: IHATEMYLIFE

Once, Twice, Three Times a Lady

I'm sorry I have been neglected you, dear readers.  Today will be no different, but I found a new site to entertain you nerds out there: