
Missing Excel 2008 file ("REVISED DATA ANALYSIS.xlsx") last seen while being transferred from computer lab computer to flash drive. Did not show up for work Friday morning. Friend file that nobody cared about was transferred simultaneously and arrived safely. "Recycle Bin" on computer was checked, but no leads were found.
Physical description:
Multitude of color sub-headings
Flawless formulas
Automatic data graphing
Here is an age-enhanced recreation of what REVISED DATA ANALYSIS would look like today:

If you have seen the missing file and/or know why I'm so dumb that I didn't also email it to myself, please call our hotline: 1-800-I-AM-AN-IDIOT ext: IHATEMYLIFE
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