Our Dreams, and They Are Made Out of Real Things

Excel Spreadsheets dancing through brain make for fitful sleep (two nights in a row!)

Abundance of M&Ms makes working from home much more fattening than regular work

There are worse things that can fall out of the cupboard and break all over your face and body than vanilla extract

Data continues to be un-reproducible

Minnesotan didn't remember December to be this cold

Headache becoming permanent brain fixture

Woman the common denominator among failed projects she has worked on

After three accidents, woman confirms that glass vials don't bounce

Lab dishes not any more fun than home dishes to do

Wisconsinite getting burned out on cheese