"It wouldn't really be bad out...if it weren't for that wind"
--runner tells herself this every day
Extra layer of adipose attributed to Thanksgiving dressing
Cap'n Crunch cereal retrieved from cleavage
Bug crawling on woman's desk meets untimely death
Grad student's animosity over prelim exam five months away starting to build
Citrus fruit taking over kitchen table
Minnesotan packing on the fat for winter
Grad student may be done with classes if she can find syllabus from class she took in 2004
Floppy disk full after 20 files
Women wins UK lottery (1,000,000 pounds) according to email (lucky day!)
MS down for cleaning, grad student is cleaner
Motorized Q-tip descends woman to near madness
Two red Sweetarts really ruin entire three pack
Grad student in denial about exam tomorrow
Library books renewed to avoid library trip
Papers due next week to be half-assed
Method's non-reproducibility not really a big surprise
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