Left Bracket
The Volcano vs. Joe McCain
Decision: Joe McCain--have you seen the rage in that guy?! Easily defeats a swirling cesspool of liquefied magma!
Joe Biden vs. "Joey" from Blossom
Decision: Joe Biden--this was an emotional match, but the old man cried it out
Right Bracket
Joe Camel vs. Joe Six Pack
Decision: Joe Six Pack--Definitely the more destructive vise...(car crash and cirrhosis vs. lung cancer)
Joe Scarborough vs. Joe the Plumber
Decision: Joe the Plumber--interviewed many times by Fox News* in Primetime, Scarborough relegated to MSNBC** morning show
*fair and balanced
**in the tank for Obama
1 comment:
I just can't wait to be wearing my Obama t-shirt ($5 donation) while drinking a six-pack. Hey, Obama supporters like beer too!
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