Preliminary Rounds:
Left Bracket
Joe vs. The Volcano
Decision: The Volcano, but Joe put up a fight--he is, after all, played by Tom Hanks
Joe McCain vs. G.I. Joe
Decision: Joe McCain--anger runs in the family; G.I. Joe just trying to get money for college
Joe Biden vs. Joey (baby kangaroo)
Decision: Joe Biden. Biden just kept talking until little Joey lulled off to sleep.
"Joey" from Friends vs. "Joey" from Blossom
Decision: "Joey" from Blossom...did you see those biceps in that sleeveless flannel shirt??!! Sorry, Tribiani!
Right Bracket
Joe Camel vs. Cup of Joe
Decision: Joe Camel--the nicotine in those humps is way more addictive than caffeine.
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat vs. Joe Six Pack
Decision: Joe Six Pack--face it, a rainbow coat is pretty gay.
Joe Scarborough vs. Joe McCarthy (err...Michelle Bachmann)
Decision: Joe Scarborough--has his own TV show, Joe McCarthy just made one appearance on Hardball one time
Joe the Plumber vs. Joe Schmoe
Decision: Joe the Plumber--Joe Schmoe clogs it, Joe the Plumber unclogs it then flushes tax bill down it
1 comment:
I honestly tried to come up with something funny, but I know you'll have a better answer for these battles.
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