Monday, September 29, 2008

Two Mini Apples in My Pocket

Crotchety old man shows up to debate, claims mavrickosity  

Debate watcher notes McCain's inability to actually look at Obama

Runner indebted to boyfriend for putting up with her through 20-mile run

Wisconsinite turns on Badger game, jinxes them 

First haircut since last disaster haircut looks okay

Movie-goers sneak in own sodas, people sitting next to them sneak in own bag of popcorn

Coffee shop free wireless used minimally for actual work

Weatherman continues to be wrong about weather

Employee left wondering if she did any work today

Gargantuan amount of chili not really going to last all that long

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