11-12am: New hipster neighbors gather outside to smoke and chatter*
3-4am: Hipsters again gather outside to smoke and chatter*
5:30am: Baby screaming
7am: Alarm
My Head: BOOM!
*Dear New Hipster Neighbors (who appear to be nocturnal),
I have seen (HEARD) you a lot lately. I like to sleep; I also keep my windows open at night so I don't suffocate because the apartment is so hot. I know you don't have anything else to do besides riding your single-speed bikes and looking for vintage clothing items to add to your wardrobe, but I certainly do. So, in summary, SHUT THE F*CK UP!
Sincerely,
Your Cranky Neighbor
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