Wednesday, September 3, 2008

May as Well Take Her to the Mental Institution Right Now

Jimbo Gets A Hole In One!*
You know, I got a hole in one once, but I don't think miniature golf counts.  Way to go, dad!

High school boy who hasn't hit puberty (to running woman): Hey baby, where you going?
Woman: I'll be back in 15 years as a cougar
 
'World's Fattest Man' special sadly a confidence booster

Sarah Palin The Movie:  Miss Congeniality meets Legally Blonde II meets The Beverly Hillbillies

Grad student getting way too old for this class sh*t

Artificial Mouth From Hell (patent pending) leaks water-infused with gum as grad student stands by weeping silently

Apparently grad student TAing class this semester, prof forgets to tell her

Two TAs to juggle FIVE DIFFERENT LABS during the same class period

Beeping noise threatens woman's fragile sanity

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