Monday, August 18, 2008

U.S. Continues to Un-dominate in Olympic Running

Grad student in utter disbelief that prof. decides to have class meet on Friday afternoon 3-5pm

Grad student drops Friday afternoon in favor of any other class in the entire world

Mosquito bite from three weeks ago somehow still itchy

Triathlon spectator needs nap after watching all of those people move around so much

Runner's feet apparently destined to look like hamburger meat

Number of blisters not decreasing with increasing price of new running shoes

Commuter faces day-to-day struggle to keep from exposing 'plumber butt' while riding bike to work

Grad student disappointed no one in the lab to actually see her working

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