Saturday, August 30, 2008

Jump Around

'Who's he going to pick for the Supreme Court, Judge Judy or Judge Wapner*?' 
--me on McComical's VP pick
*note Judge Wapner is Jewish, so I think it's safe to say he's out....

Liberal near-hyperventilates over thought of what could have been had Al Gore won in 2000

DNC goes well, Dem wondering how they are going to get screwed out of this one

Textbook purchased, no word yet on whether or not it will actually be read

Large amount of 'hipsters' seen riding single-speed bikes these days

Run from hell turns into walk from hell turns into hell

Abandoned child's Dora the Explorer bike nearly stolen by desperate exerciser

Woman plays with Mac while everyone else she knows attends Badger football game (not by choice!)

Parents attend pre-game party, box seating, post-game tailgate; daughter suspects beer bongs probably involved

Liberal St. Paul resident to sport Obama running apparel during RNC

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

YOU ARE GOING TO GET SHOT. OR ARRESTED.

Anonymous said...

Dear Mundane-
Only a small amount of alcoholic beverages were ingested at football game, (at least by your mother). I on the other hand had to keep face with my bosses and try to keep up with them. Not being a professional in this sport, I lost. It was nice seeing your shinning face this weekend.