Monday, August 25, 2008

Grad Student to Start 20th Grade A Week From Tomorrow*^

*21st if you count kindergarten
^Thanks a lot Jill for reminding me

(Wo)man vs. nuts/bolts 0.5cm from strong magnet and wedged into a tight space
Nuts/bolts removal: Woman: 6 Magnet:0
Nuts/bolts insertion: Woman's bloody knuckles: 0 Magnet: 6

A Vote of Un-confidence
Coworker: Well, if we see a mushroom cloud tonight then we'll know we did it wrong
Me: I'll probably just think it's the State Fair fireworks

Nothing says 'you're mechanically un-inclined' like a mushroom cloud joke!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND_a8rA67VA

Education rules.

Let Aaron Sorkin, the greatest television writer of all time, explain it you in his wise words on The West Wing.