BEST SPAM SUBJECT:
"msnbc.com: BREAKING NEWS: Michael Jackson is hermaphrodite. Watch the video."
[I think I'll pass on the video]
SECOND PLACE:
"msnbc.com: BREAKING NEWS: Gays Banned From Owning Pets In New York"
[Related: New Jersey pug population sky-rockets, drag shows added to every rest stop on Turnpike]
THIRD PLACE:
"Angelina's Newborn Twins Marry Each Other"
[Too sick for comment]
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Liberals ride bikes to farmer's market, feel really good about selves
State fair traffic worst thing for pedestrians/cyclists since the commercialization of the Hummer
Local minor league baseball team pretty much loses after third inning, attendees continue to not watch until eighth inning
Hour-long sales pitch for LC equipment lasts hour and 45 minutes, grad student with no purchasing power not impressed
Rednecks pile into the 'big city' for Minnesota State Fair, forget to leave mullets at home
Hummer driver's inadequacies speculated upon
Remedial cleaning task allows grad student to feel sense of accomplishment for five full minutes
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