Cabbie not showing up for 4am airport pick-up really not as funny as it sounds
McGriddle sandwich purchase regretted immediately after consumption
Luke-warm 'cold' water flows from New Orleans faucets and drinking fountains like running water
Two-hour committee meeting results in conclusion that nothing was accomplished
Crab-claws in boiling hot gumbo only feasible to eat if willing to risk 3rd degree burns
Nerd conference parties confirm nerds inability to handle alcohol
Middle-aged men just not supposed to be dancing like that
Blisters result in in-appropriate conference footwear
Nerd competition's extensive length leads to early departure to hotel bar
Grad student really getting tired of hearing 'how to land your first job' seminars
Asses of police horses extensively photographed
Roommate's snoring leads to pillow chuck-age
Full intact strawberry (stem included) in pool of vomit met with extreme curiosity
21-year-old expresses shock over how old 26 is, 26-year-old not amused by that little brat
Word of the week: moobs
Beads promised for sight of said moobs
'Hand Grenade' drink pretty much the least healthy thing a person can put into body
Soberest person on Bourbon Street really getting kind of bored
Service at Krystal burger at 2am not exactly top notch
Ridiculous amount of sh*tty hors d'oeuvres consumed at several receptions
Conference attendee remembers scientific program only after leaving
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