Dream of buying 'Sausage Race' t-shirt comes full circle at Milwaukee International Airport
In-flight chocolate chip cookies promote sugar comma
Humidity too high for good Jersey fist-pumping form
Woman pretends to understand art at MoMA
Diner hopes that's really pork in those dumplings
Wedding bartenders have a hard time mixing a Diet Pepsi and ice
Amateur Greek dancer steps on own toenail with stiletto heel
Atlantic City full of really sad looking old people
75% of salt-water taffy consumed remains stuck in teeth
Soft-serve cones eaten nearly every day on vacation
Jersey mosquitoes feast on Midwesterner's blood
Albino chastised at beach for whiteness
Boardwalk carnival games yield $5 worth of crappy prizes
'The Daily Show' taping really short compared to wait on sidewalk
'Seattle's Best' coffee kiosk in Newark not representing Seattle coffee well
Adult manages to fall off bike while it's not even moving
And then there were nine...toenails
Threshold of page 16 crossed on lit review
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I'm glad you're back. I've been bored.
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