Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Summer Doom is in Bloom

Fly suffers excruciating death in drying Nalgene bottle overnight, owner also slightly dies inside

Tight capri pants deter excessive chocolate consumption

Apathetic grad student figures if lab phone rings long enough caller will just hang up

Cancelled art class leaves woman to continue wondering how bad she sucks at artistic endeavors

Employee only two years behind in discovering YouTube for procrastination

Library patron finds renewal much less effort than return

Plastic cutlery collection limited in spoon specimens

Mass Spec pre-broken for new user to save time

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