Inferior banana bunch bought solely for witty sticker
Cyclist runs over unlucky rabbit’s foot during commute
$2 lottery investment nets $1 jackpot
Fake tree loses leaves during dumpster rescue
Rachael Ray still really annoying
Grad student takes 45 minute coffee break, pretends it was only 15
Literature review only up to as many pages as advisor thought it was several months ago
Impending storm to be used as excuse to go home early
Lack of productivity blamed on a lot of things, but probably pretty much due to laziness
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