Monday, April 28, 2008

Two Weeks, Boo Weeks

Woman turns down buffet, still wondering if she’s sick or something

Worms on sidewalk stressful for walker

Passer-by notices attendees of ‘Horse Expo’ often resemble horses themselves

Drink mix stuck on bottom of water bottle really affecting consumer’s enjoyment

Customer finds trying summery clothes on at the mall does not make it warmer outside

DSW haven for shoe-addicted women and the men who get dragged along

Running 7mph into 30mph wind really not all that appealing

Home computer shuts itself off every 15 minutes, user wondering if there’s a problem

Paper progressing at disappointingly slow rate because writer doesn't give a sh*t

Making PowerPoint presentation contingent on maker figuring out what strontium isotope abundance ratios actually are

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

You should check with your Uncle Rick, the chemical engineer, on your isotope question--I'm sure you can give you an "interesting" disertation.

Anonymous said...

haha... this unwilling woman gets dragged into DSW by her shoe-addicted boyfriend...

thixotropic bob said...

U of M students solve food science mystery: Is my Swiss Cheese Swiss?

andrea said...

Bob, I thought you only played with Mozz and that bright orange stuff you put into those poppers...now you are dabbling with Swiss...?

thixotropic bob said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poppers

???

Seems your isotope finger print is needed to determine the geographic origin of Swiss Cheese?