Tuesday, April 8, 2008

String Ensemble for Slackers

Grad student always needs to carry biggest book in library across campus

Blister filled with fluid, not happiness

Redundant jokes by instructor on exercise video really getting old

Couple’s mailbox always filled with useless coupons for Bed, Bath & Beyond

Farm raised salmon: wild salmon for poor people

Memphis vs. Kansas, which team do you care about less?

‘Celebs Without Makeup’ feature makes average woman feel more secure

Grad student getting really good at finding references, needs to work on actually using them

As time left in semester approaches zero, number of assignments in ChemE class approaches ridiculous

Grad student imposes self-punishment for unproductivity by banishing self to classical music station

Grad student motto: ‘A reference not online is a reference not used’

1 comment:

thixotropic bob said...

Mead Releases New Grad-School-Ruled Notebook
RICHMOND, VA—After decades of only offering ruled notebook paper suitable for college-level education and below, school-supply giant Mead introduced its new grad-school-ruled notebook Monday, which features lines twice as narrow as college-ruled paper.
"Gone are the days of graduate students having to tediously pencil in new lines between each existing college-ruled line just to make the notebooks usable," the press release read in part. "And with the time you'll save by not having to flip a page every 33 lines, you could earn your Ph.D. a year early."