Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Slaktivism

Woman possibly having better day than smashed worms on the sidewalk

Sneezing prompts additional hand-washing

Grad student never going to see advisor now that he's department head

Grad student misses part of coffee break because she is doing actual work

Weekend 'to do' list already beginning to form

M&Ms purchased from vending machine last ten minutes, guilt lasts all day


Kimwipes not really suitable substitute for Kleenex

(In Related News) Nose nearly ripped off during blowing

Online lecture broadens opportunities for distractions far beyond that of regular lectures

Runner does not recommend sugar-free pudding prior to run unless diapers plan to be worn

Rash of compliments from Southerners almost makes Blogger feel bad about making fun of them so much

Woman's 'Greek Easter Bread' likely to be insulting to actual Greeks

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are you going to run another marathon? I forgot to ask you the other day when you said you did a 20 mile run.

What's "Slaktivism" mean? Greek?

Anonymous said...

you're right about the kimwipes...those things tear your nose up

Anonymous said...

What are you doing this weekend? Are you going to like turn the heat way up and dance around in your skivies? Make brownies, but eat them all before they are even baked? Get all lazy and wipe you nose on the couch? Watch episodes of Golden Girls from sunup to sundown? I need to know!

andrea said...

I am not a big fan of Golden Girls, Matt...a few weeks ago I did watch the "Deadliest Catch" marathon on the Discovery Channel the entire weekend...soooo addicting.
I'll try to keep my blog updated since it sounds like you are really into it.