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Grad student never going to see advisor now that he's department head
Grad student misses part of coffee break because she is doing actual work
Weekend 'to do' list already beginning to form
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4 comments:
Are you going to run another marathon? I forgot to ask you the other day when you said you did a 20 mile run.
What's "Slaktivism" mean? Greek?
you're right about the kimwipes...those things tear your nose up
What are you doing this weekend? Are you going to like turn the heat way up and dance around in your skivies? Make brownies, but eat them all before they are even baked? Get all lazy and wipe you nose on the couch? Watch episodes of Golden Girls from sunup to sundown? I need to know!
I am not a big fan of Golden Girls, Matt...a few weeks ago I did watch the "Deadliest Catch" marathon on the Discovery Channel the entire weekend...soooo addicting.
I'll try to keep my blog updated since it sounds like you are really into it.
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