Airlines probably wouldn’t be going bankrupt if they stopped sending woman credit card offers three times per week
Girlfriend laments that boyfriend wouldn’t have missed plane if she were there
Clean laundry waiting patiently for two days on couch to be put away
Woman can’t believe baby in apartment above hers isn’t old enough to stop crying yet
Primal urge to nap overtakes promise of free beer and pizza
Honorary Gripe:
Best Buy accountant extremely annoyed when coworkers take elevator to second floor without having any physical disabilities
Best Buy accountant extremely annoyed when coworkers take elevator to second floor without having any physical disabilities
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