Much more eating done at Relay for Life than actual relaying
Grad student hopeful discarded apple core will grow into fruit bearing tree by the time she graduates
Newt Gingrich spied in an ad about global warming...laughter ensues
Even skin hurts after 20-miler
‘It Could Happen to You’ only Nicholas Cage movie woman will tolerate (okay, maybe ‘City of Angels’ too)
Citizen happy Pennsylvania primary tomorrow so she can stop hearing about it already!
Grad student testy about free food…chicken fingers?! Is that as good as free food organizers can do??
Woman on conference call, but really not listening
Sore-legged runner wishes you would carry her down the stairs
Cilantro plant only at 30th percentile for height but at 100th percentile for brown leaves
Diet Coke Lime offers all the taste of regular Diet Coke with even more artificial flavors
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What?--I love Nickolas Cage, and most unfortunately there will likely be yet other primaries.
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