Thursday, March 13, 2008

‘You've really got a knack for being bored’

Satisfaction of finishing paper balanced out by how crappy it really is

High school French teacher would be happy to know French learned 8 years ago not completely purged from brain, really interfering with ability to learn new language

Meat-like chunks in soup conformed by label to be chicken, consumer still doubtful

Novice athlete’s biceps pathetically small, even for a woman

'The Bachelor' to return next week with a new tool

Worker certainly not using copier for personal use

Woman doesn’t feel like she spends too much time in the bathroom any more

Left ear nearly ripped off in headphone-computer attachment mishap

Boycott of Texas grapefruit in works after discovery of rotten one by woman craving grapefruit

Lazy twenty-something contemplates throwing away Gladware just so she doesn’t have to clean it

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

It figures the rotten one was from Texas--nothing good comes out of Texas--you know--like Dubya!

andrea said...

Mom, did you write that?!

Anonymous said...

I confess!