Satisfaction of finishing paper balanced out by how crappy it really is
High school French teacher would be happy to know French learned 8 years ago not completely purged from brain, really interfering with ability to learn new language
Meat-like chunks in soup conformed by label to be chicken, consumer still doubtful
Novice athlete’s biceps pathetically small, even for a woman
'The Bachelor' to return next week with a new tool
Worker certainly not using copier for personal use
Woman doesn’t feel like she spends too much time in the bathroom any more
Left ear nearly ripped off in headphone-computer attachment mishap
Boycott of Texas grapefruit in works after discovery of rotten one by woman craving grapefruit
Lazy twenty-something contemplates throwing away Gladware just so she doesn’t have to clean it
3 comments:
It figures the rotten one was from Texas--nothing good comes out of Texas--you know--like Dubya!
Mom, did you write that?!
I confess!
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