Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Yep, the Griswolds Are Back

Late night falafel pretty much the best thing ever tasted at that second

Number of Starbucks spotted in Toronto really starting to get ridiculous

Airport boredom leads to junk-food over-consumption

Gluttonous American relieved to find free refills again upon return to U.S.

Passenger secretly blames pilot for turbulence

Man blamed for McFlurry disappearance upon woman's return from restroom

In-flight magazine way too boring to be read anywhere else but in-flight

$450 flight apparently not expensive enough to warrant receiving entire can of Diet Pepsi

Only lasting souvenir brought home from trip the need to loosen belt buckle one notch

Women's luggage always seems like the last to come out on the carousel

Only mass transit waiting to pick up couple from airport

Time of night correlated with smelliness of riders of Number 16 bus

Using home toilet just like seeing an old friend again

Possible dehydration death of basil plant saddens pesto lover

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