Runner's quads really angry with her after long run
Non-native Minnesotan pretty sure they call 'Minnesota nice' passive aggressiveness in other states
Viewer has own existential crisis while watching 'I Heart Huckabees'
Packer fan still crying inside over Giants game disaster
Watching local news basically a waste of time
Pseudo-intellectual sorry, but sometimes NPR is just boring
Art museum much easier to leave after 15 minutes when it's free
Chia herb garden sometimes neglected because it needs to be watered so damn much
Wimp attempts to pump up weak arms using over-priced infomercial exercise program
Flabby twenty-something definitely never going to have six pack
Grad student pretty sure parents think grad school is taking way too long
Family day at gym turns novice athlete off to both having a family and going to the gym
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"Old" Mom and Dad try to keep up with smart grad student daughter and boyfriend by: showing off new phisiques and athleticism, spending the day in the big city, having a special Japanese home-cooked lunch, checking out the art museum, and trying a non-chain restaurant! Wow--we're adventurists!
Mom,you might also mention that you can now use "The Google" and are savvy on the "Internets" (although Dad taught you that stuff).
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