‘Oh, Inverted World’

Week drags on for fourth day in a row

Group falls well short of brain capacity necessary to finish project questions

Woman eats chocolate cake in order to stave off madness

‘Fitness Water’ makes woman feel fit while just sitting around

Regular-achiever feels Powerpoint presentation more than sufficient

Employee's lunch less tasty when eaten at desk

American not quite smart enough to complete Greek homework

Walk to bus stop most interesting part of grad student's day

Professor makes no sense for 1.5 solid hours

Enthusiasm for class reaches all-time low