Woman wonders if male roommate physically unable to change toilet paper roll
TurboTax reminds grad student of current state of poverty
Brusher squeezes toothpaste from the top of the tube--get over it already!
Dry skin really crying out for moisturizer
Runner's face frozen for first 6 miles, was able to communicate through grunts in final 6
'Boot game' really not a good idea for anyone over the age of 23
Designated driver hopes everyone notices her yawning
Soft-pretzel addict hits rock bottom at German bar
Polka-dancing with heels on induces undesirable shin splint
Obsessive viewing of 'Arrested Development' Season 2 grinds home productivity to a halt
Directionally-challenged woman gets East and West confused, ends up in Eagan
Even votive candle section of Ikea overwhelming
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