Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Finally Woken

Clean dishes apparently too much to ask from dishwasher

Viewer feels bad thinking the Daily Show was more funny during the writer’s strike

Insomnia cured by 10 minutes of subtitled movie on Independent Film Channel

Recipients don’t respond to mass email en masse

Woman didn’t learn from yesterday’s turtle cake gut-rot, definitely learned from today’s

TA doesn’t think ‘This is busy work’ is a suitable conclusion in lab report, deducts points

TA pretty sure grading lab reports is busy work, but not going to write it on an assignment

Google Books definitely blocking out the pages grad student needs on purpose

Sighting of high school letter-jacket that says ‘Class of 2010’ makes grad student feel really old

Consumer doesn't feel as bad about destroying her teeth with phosphoric acid when drinking Diet Coke Plus

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