Last episode of Arrested Development leaves viewer wondering if she’ll ever laugh again
Girlfriend not exactly pleased boyfriend consumed last 1/2 pound of leftover Easter ham
Girlfriend not exactly pleased boyfriend consumed last 1/2 pound of leftover Easter ham
Woman on carb binge consumes cinnamon and sugar toast out of desperation
TV viewer feels bad no one cares about NCAA women's basketball tournament, then turns channel
30 minutes of 'The Bachelor' lowers woman's IQ by at least 30 points
Grad student relieved to find what she was looking for, even if it was in front of someone else’s face the entire time
Employee annoyed by meeting she forgot to put on Outlook calendar
Literature search yields literature grad student doesn’t really want to read
American Airlines cheap fares e-newsletter painful reminder that Minnesotan not going anywhere anytime soon
Grad student hasn't had to go to class in so long she forgot how awful it really is
Non-engineer ecstatic she didn't get the lowest grade in the class on examGroup meeting proof that three dumb heads not a replacement for one smart one
TV really getting in the way of couple's home productivity

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Wouldn't want to be anywhere else in the world but here, in Minnesota reading your blog!
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