Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Breathe In, Breathe out. Repeat. Continue Until Hyperventilating.

Last episode of Arrested Development leaves viewer wondering if she’ll ever laugh again

Girlfriend not exactly pleased boyfriend consumed last 1/2 pound of leftover Easter ham

Woman on carb binge consumes cinnamon and sugar toast out of desperation

TV viewer feels bad no one cares about NCAA women's basketball tournament, then turns channel

30 minutes of 'The Bachelor' lowers woman's IQ by at least 30 points

Grad student relieved to find what she was looking for, even if it was in front of someone else’s face the entire time

Employee annoyed by meeting she forgot to put on Outlook calendar

Literature search yields literature grad student doesn’t really want to read

American Airlines cheap fares e-newsletter painful reminder that Minnesotan not going anywhere anytime soon

Grad student hasn't had to go to class in so long she forgot how awful it really is

Non-engineer ecstatic she didn't get the lowest grade in the class on exam

Group meeting proof that three dumb heads not a replacement for one smart one

TV really getting in the way of couple's home productivity

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't want to be anywhere else in the world but here, in Minnesota reading your blog!