Woman and messy kitchen mutually avoiding each other
Presentation bores both audience and presenters alike
Containers pulled from lab fridge dated 1972 apparently missed by last 35 spring cleanings
Sun shining through window cruel reminder for woman stuck inside
Grad student feels day-old pizza tastes so much better because it’s free
Woman with no will power fairly certain 2 lb bag of Jelly Bellys on ‘communal’ table just not a good idea
Black cloud of work hanging obligatorily over grad student's head as weekend arrives
2 comments:
Any happy headlines? Maybe "Grad Student expectatly awaits the weekend!" :)
And aren't Jelly Bellies only a few calorie a piece? So you don't have to feel too bad about eating them unless you ate the whole 2 pounds...but I doubt that.
You're right. I am slacking off. And it wouldn't matter when I read that because I am ALWAYS slacking off.
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