Thursday, February 28, 2008

The News in Brief

Concert-goer wishes band would stop after playing the 5 songs that she knows

Woman wonders how long Foo Fighters have been lying to themselves about being sell outs

Undergraduate on bus just continues to get more annoying

Grad student pretty much confirms null hypothesis that she is never going to graduate

Grad student completes one task, feels really proud of herself

Advisor wants to read paper, grad student wishes she hadn’t wasted so much time not writing it

Grad student adds more bulk to paper for advisor by using work recycled from past assignment

Green tea drinker confident she’s not going to get cancer before you do

Employee gets way more work done after closing Microsoft Outlook

Nerd feels like a rebel for skipping class she is auditing

Even regular professor looks bored during guest lecturer's talk

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Roomie:

This is HI-larious. But really, what else would one expect from a dirty, narco grandma?

Seriously, though, I do enjoy getting to read about your life & the headlines are absolutely genius!

Anonymous said...

wow, is THIS what you were doing at 6am this morning?!?!