Concert-goer wishes band would stop after playing the 5 songs that she knows
Woman wonders how long Foo Fighters have been lying to themselves about being sell outs
Undergraduate on bus just continues to get more annoying
Grad student pretty much confirms null hypothesis that she is never going to graduate
Grad student completes one task, feels really proud of herself
Advisor wants to read paper, grad student wishes she hadn’t wasted so much time not writing it
Grad student adds more bulk to paper for advisor by using work recycled from past assignment
Green tea drinker confident she’s not going to get cancer before you do
Employee gets way more work done after closing Microsoft Outlook
Nerd feels like a rebel for skipping class she is auditing
Even regular professor looks bored during guest lecturer's talk
2 comments:
Roomie:
This is HI-larious. But really, what else would one expect from a dirty, narco grandma?
Seriously, though, I do enjoy getting to read about your life & the headlines are absolutely genius!
wow, is THIS what you were doing at 6am this morning?!?!
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